Phillip J. Fry - Is originally from the 20th century, was cryogenicly frozen for 1000 years, had a cheating girlfriend who froze herself later and showed up, before being dump. Is deeply in love with leela, but has very problems showing, or acting effectively on this. is psyched about his current job, delivery. Has an I'm so stupid I must be cute personality trait. Is his own grandfather.

Turanga Leela - Spaceship cpt. previously worked at a cryogenics lab, but was fired after being over a year late for work, is a little slow on the uptake when it comes to fry's feelings for her, but once realised she has mentioned on several occasions she has not interest, she has also mentioned interest, doesn't know what she wants, is in no way impulsive, has an inferiority complex about her appearance, is a martial artist. is a cyclops with poor depth perception. Loved by fry, and others, very dominant personality.

Bender Bending Rodriguez- A robot who has Fry's power of attorney, stolen his blood and is generally a bad friend. has close connections with the robot devil after a close encounter with him in robot hell(NEw Orleans, fry wasn't surprised about this.) has a tendency to be foul and loud mouthed. Likes stealing drinking and smoking cigars.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth - Owns Planet Express delivery company. Cares for nobodys wellbeing other than his own. often bursts in rants and raves that have little or nothign to do with what is happening or being said. Senile old crackpot, liked by all, loved by few (and I'm exactly the same, except instead of senile its stupid)

Dr. John Zoidberg - originally just a bad doctoer but progressed into a poor, garabage eating, bad doctor. Comes from Decapod 9. Is a crab who is liked by none, yet loved by all

Amy Wong - Rich, attractive, clutz, from mars. is one of the professor's engineering students(whom he doesn't teach) and is only kept around because they share a similar blood type. Is admired and lusted over by all(in the cartoon anyway)

Hermes Conrad - Jamaican Account Beuracrat (grade 37) loves firing people and filling out requisitions. Endured a hurrican in kingston town at the age of 4, there was 1ft 1/2 of water. Was previously an olympic limbo'er. not much else is known about his past. Found amusing by most

La Barbera - Hermes' Wife, tall... thats about all thats known about her, previously married to barbados, Hermes' arch nemesis. liked by some I suppose.

Kif - Timid, meek, uninteresting. has a better grasp on reality than his direct superior and is usually blamed for everything by him, and once in love is clingy and attached. supported by a series of liquid filled bladders, he has no bones. Spent a small amount of time as a prostitute. felt sorry for by most. found sweet by a few, his situations found utterly amusing by all.

Zap Brannigan - boisterous, tends to speak then,well.. he speaks. He has a very loose grip on reality and usually blames everything on his direct subordinate. Known to frequently change rank, tends to take on passive or non-violent enemies, likes sending wave after wave of... anything at... anything. Spent a small amount of time pimping his subordinate. has a passionate hatred for the neutrals for unknown reasons, probably stupidty. found amusing by all

Morbo - A human hating alien of unknown origin, who's race has plansd for taking over and enslaving earth (possible distant decendent of Kang from the Simpsons) Is a newscaster on channel squareroot 2.he also apears on other programs on the same channel, and once was a judge at the Iron Cook tournament. Found hugely entertaining by me, and others I'm sure, an amusing addition to most.

Lrrr - The Male leader of Omicron Persei 8. often invades Earth for no particular reason, and then leaves for ever so slightly more than that. Has purchased human horn (fry's nose) to increase his sex drive. then not long after attempted to harvest Fry's lower horn. Once ate a bad hippy. has marital problems with Ndnd. Found amusing by all.

Ndnd - Lrrr's Wifes, the female leader of Omicron Persei 8, shares Lrrr's views on Earth invasion. has marital problems with Lrrr

well after that nice long post, if have missed anyone please add them, any mistakes or omissions, again add them, and please feel free to talk about my descriptions. have fun

heh, yeh, it went somthing like (poor impression of ndnd's voice, sounds nothing like her) no lrrr, your last wife was the one who liked lilacs,"

"yeh and she also like to shut her mouth"

so its:

orphanarium wardern

human cop

any others?

I can answer just about any question about the show.  I've seen all the episodes about a million times.

Smitty - Is the human police officer. His father owned a restuarant, but cheque jumpers stopped it going regional and this is his reason for becoming a cop. Gets kicked off the force at some stage and hopes to be rehired when he catches Bender as santa. often hangs around with Url as they are partners. Enjoys hugging Url. Smells, bad, this is pretty much all that is known about him

Url - Smittys' partner, talks like a smooth black man, and often says "Awwww <context sensitive>", usualy yeh or baby. Enjoys hugging Smitty. Is found amousing by most

Calculon - A famous acting robot, is cursed by the curse of the were-car, and was all of histories great acting robots, acting unit 0.8,Thespomat ,David Duchovny. Is the lead actor in the hit Tv series All My Circuits, had a leading role in the flop film "The Magnificent Three". Lives in a Luxury Bel-Air home. Like by many, found amusing by equally as many.

Mom and her sons- Founder and Head of Mom Corp, She is evil and has her heart set on domination, money and Power, previously a lover of the professor. Has Three sons, Walt, Larry, Ignar, Larry is the middle son and treated slightly worse than Walt, the eldest who is treat better dur to be older, wiser and more mature, and worse then Ignar because Ignar is the youngest, and by far the most stupid. outsiders know little of her murderous rage and short temper. Is loved dearly and admired greatly by all 3 of her sons who wish to marry women like her. Like by a few, found amusing by must.

Nibbler - On earth he plays a stupid little animal that has a huge appetite. But he is actually of the first intelligent race, and is a highly intelligent military guy. loves hams alot. Is found cute by most female fans, and amusing by all.

Warden Vogel - Is the warden of the Cookiville minimum security orphanrium, is a beuracrat (level 135), convinced Bender to adopt 12 children from the orpanarium, when bender realised he wasn't making any profit and returned them and the orphanarium's name was changed in recognition of his great contribution, to the Bender B. Rodriguez Orphanarium. not much else in known and he only appears in a couple of episodes. Is quoted as saying "Your no good and no one will ever love you" to orphans. Is liked by hettybobcat, and others I supposed.

Cubert - Professor Farnsworths clone. Is the same age as dwight (hermes son) at around 12. Was created to continue the professors inventing, but Cubert didn't like the idea, and decided not to, until, while rescueing the professor from the sunset Robots, the way the Planet Express engines work came to him in a dream, and now attends school with dwight, in hte hopes of following in the professors footsteps. Is like by only the professor on the show, found amusing by the auidenence.

Dwight - Heremes Son, wishes to be an account/bearacrat like his father, is the same age as Cubert (The Professors clone) at around 12. currently attends school, while he and cubert were suspended from school, they took up a paper route and took over Planet Express, before taking on more papers than they could handle, and returning to school. Not much is known about him, as he only appears in a couple of episodes. Liked by  few, found amusing by the same people.

Scruffy - the Planet Express janitor, is often found reading a magazine, and letting other members of the planet express team do his regular duties. is not known by any of the crew, except for the professor, and does not appear to know any of them. got a new hair cut in "Three Hundred Big Boys" because his current one had lost its pazazz. Liked by a few, found amusing by many.

Linda - Co-anchor to Morbo on channel Squareroot 2 news. not much else is known about her, she is willing to lift her top for Zap Brannigan, in "A Taste Of Freedom". Liked by a few, found amusing by a few.

Morbo - I know I already did him, but I missed a couple of things, so here they are, HE has a wife, Fawn, and several children, all of whom like cookies.

Elzar - A Famous chef, and on a cooking segment of Good Morning Chef, owns his own restaurant, and has his own show. Is the sworn enemy of Helmut Spargle. Has been seduced by the dark side of cooking, Silantro, Mango Salsa, Rasberry Vinegrete.(not sure of the spelling). Hates Bender and all his friends.

and yes Amy's Boyfriend is Kif. not kip, I shall have to edit that, thanks for letting me know

"I've never seen him so down, or ever before"

"Well I've never seen you before neither"

so many quotes, all of them so completly similar, truly a great memorable, yet unmemorable, character,

Episodes where Scruffy speaks: (I think this is all of them)

Episode 29: Anthology of Interest I

Episode 34: Parasites Lost

Episode 37: The Bird-bot of Ice-catraz

Episode 48: A Leela of Her Own

Episode 49: A Pharaoh to Remember

Episode 50: Anthology of Interest II

Episode 53: Future Stock

Episode 55: Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

Episode 61: Jurassic Bark

Episode 70: Three Hundred Big Boys

Episode 72: The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings